Asian Mom Song

My Facebook newfeed is filled with proposal announcements. It's scary. I'm 24, yet I feel like I'm 17. Seeing friends get engaged makes me wonder what kind of parent I'll be like. (My mind jumps a few steps like that.)  My dad was quite laissez-faire with me. My mother was extremely strict. She had incredibly high expectations. She would often say, "Be CPA. Count other people's money." 

This song is a mix of things she told me and things that rhyme with those things she told me.